Bonă uriașă care se pârțâie și zdrobește jucării cu fundul mare

I am such a mean babysitter, I take your toys and make them smell my stinky ass. If they were real I bet they would scream for their lives while I smash them with my ass. I fart on them too in front of you, even tho you scream and say to me they are real and they are suffering. I don't care for small tiny brainless things like that, I will keep sitting on them.